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Aug 20, 2006 2:20pm
 
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lol, i'm proud being a woman. thaaanks though.


You're welcome. :noemotion:

Haha but I did dress up like a woman in front of like 500 people and attempt to rape a skinny white boy! Three times! GO SCHOOL PLAY!!!


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Aug 20, 2006 5:16pm
 

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You're welcome. :noemotion:

Haha but I did dress up like a woman in front of like 500 people and attempt to rape a skinny white boy! Three times! GO SCHOOL PLAY!!!



luvly.
 
Aug 20, 2006 9:04pm
 
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luvly.


I know, isn't it? It's what I live for.

But alas, that's all in the past. Now I'm forced to revert to dressing in sleek black and requesting a simple dance with few of the lovelier of God's feminine creations. Ah, if only I could muster the balls to conquer this dauting fear.


"IT'S COMING!" --Cal

The Extended Version of the Depressed's Mantra:
"Life couldn't get any worse......unless more bad things happen, in which case, I suppose it could."

"I once attempted to dig deeply into the recesses of my mind.....at which point I distinctly remembered leaving my mind on the playgroud at recess."
 
Aug 21, 2006 4:05pm
 

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I know, isn't it? It's what I live for.

But alas, that's all in the past. Now I'm forced to revert to dressing in sleek black and requesting a simple dance with few of the lovelier of God's feminine creations. Ah, if only I could muster the balls to conquer this dauting fear.



atleast you have only a dating fear.
i have a talkingtothatperson fear.

simply because i don't want to say something stupid.
 
Aug 21, 2006 8:11pm
 
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atleast you have only a dating fear.
i have a talkingtothatperson fear.

simply because i don't want to say something stupid.


I said "daunting fear", not "dating fear". My fear is also talking to that person. Once I'm past the first "hello" and the first "may I have the brisk honor of a dance", I'm fine. Except for the whole being-a-complete-idiot thing.

But serious dude, do you remember that you'd be talking to God's dumbest creation? Trust me, if you say something stupid, he'll either say something incredibly stupider or he'll just crack up.

Which is what I love about being a guy: we're designed to say stupid things! It's our job!


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The Extended Version of the Depressed's Mantra:
"Life couldn't get any worse......unless more bad things happen, in which case, I suppose it could."

"I once attempted to dig deeply into the recesses of my mind.....at which point I distinctly remembered leaving my mind on the playgroud at recess."
 
Aug 26, 2006 7:51pm
 

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I said "daunting fear", not "dating fear". My fear is also talking to that person. Once I'm past the first "hello" and the first "may I have the brisk honor of a dance", I'm fine. Except for the whole being-a-complete-idiot thing.

But serious dude, do you remember that you'd be talking to God's dumbest creation? Trust me, if you say something stupid, he'll either say something incredibly stupider or he'll just crack up.

Which is what I love about being a guy: we're designed to say stupid things! It's our job!



my bad, i thought you had mispelled dating.

but um, are you in some sort of proper school of elegance or something?
 
Aug 26, 2006 9:08pm
 
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my bad, i thought you had mispelled dating.

but um, are you in some sort of proper school of elegance or something?


Haha no. I just like speaking respectfully to a lady. I went to a private Christian school from 3-6 grade and a huge rule there was "ladies first" and that chivalry stuff, so I sorta can't help it. Besides, it's fun to speak as if I'm at the queen's ball.


"IT'S COMING!" --Cal

The Extended Version of the Depressed's Mantra:
"Life couldn't get any worse......unless more bad things happen, in which case, I suppose it could."

"I once attempted to dig deeply into the recesses of my mind.....at which point I distinctly remembered leaving my mind on the playgroud at recess."
 
Aug 26, 2006 9:21pm
 

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Haha no. I just like speaking respectfully to a lady. I went to a private Christian school from 3-6 grade and a huge rule there was "ladies first" and that chivalry stuff, so I sorta can't help it. Besides, it's fun to speak as if I'm at the queen's ball.



personally, it reminds me of British.
concerning my family heritage is English and German, mostly.
 
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personally, it reminds me of British.
concerning my family heritage is English and German, mostly.


Hence the phrase "at the queen's ball". Lol.

No but seriously it's about all I have to make a first impression with, since I'm not much to look at and I can't dance. I'm really not sure why I ask for a dance, cause I don't have the stamina to keep up for more than like 2 minutes unless it's a slow dance.


"IT'S COMING!" --Cal

The Extended Version of the Depressed's Mantra:
"Life couldn't get any worse......unless more bad things happen, in which case, I suppose it could."

"I once attempted to dig deeply into the recesses of my mind.....at which point I distinctly remembered leaving my mind on the playgroud at recess."
 
Aug 27, 2006 11:37am
 

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Hence the phrase "at the queen's ball". Lol.

No but seriously it's about all I have to make a first impression with, since I'm not much to look at and I can't dance. I'm really not sure why I ask for a dance, cause I don't have the stamina to keep up for more than like 2 minutes unless it's a slow dance.



 
Aug 28, 2006 3:24pm
 
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No, I'm not that interested in taking her booty either. I'm not into that. Lol.


"IT'S COMING!" --Cal

The Extended Version of the Depressed's Mantra:
"Life couldn't get any worse......unless more bad things happen, in which case, I suppose it could."

"I once attempted to dig deeply into the recesses of my mind.....at which point I distinctly remembered leaving my mind on the playgroud at recess."
 
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