1. a life jacket dosen't compare you with it's past users.
2. a life jacket wont ask "is there another life jacket".
3. life jackets dont mind if you share them with a friend.
4. life jackets never ask you to cal them in the morning.
5. you dont have to tell life jackets you love them.
6. ypu dont have to turn a life jacket on to use it.
7. a life jacket stays the same size (within reason).
8. a life jacket never complains anout beging cold and wet.
9. you can put a life jacket away when you dont need it.
10. you can pick a new one out of a catalog.
11. it is its own protection
12. it wont rip your heart out.