So the other night I caught a glimpse of my roomate kissing an ex of mine at the club. He didn't say anything. We all went to eat, me and her, and him and some bar fly he brought home. I asked her about it and she says I do a lot of dumb things when I'm drunk. I am like um ok. Then my other roomate tells me that he left for work and her car was here at 530 am. And he asked if she was with me. I said no. So I am pretty sure something is happening. So I'm tempted to bone my roomates ex.
Spend your time on foolish things
Grow up to be a fool
You may think your hot stuff
But you're the opposite of cool