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Jun 25, 2008 9:51am
The Decline of America - Sofas on Porches Banned!

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In a new vicious strike against a tradition held sacred since the 1960's, one town is now about to ban the placement of upholstered sofas on front porches.

What's next? No more driving while swigging on your favorite brewskey? Cars will be required to have mufflers and side body panels?

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/06/24/dnt.porch.couch.ban.wfmz

Should upholstered sofas be banned from front porches?
Yes. Ick, this is disgusting and trashy
No. Let them bark-o-loungers roll on porches

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Jun 25, 2008 12:01pm
 
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Honestly, its incredibly tacky but who the fuck are the government to tell you where you can place a sofa on your own property? God, I feel more like a libertarian everyday. Fuck the police.



 
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i dont care if there is a guy sitting on his couch on his front porch drinking his whiskey and playing his banjo. I dont see how it hurts anyone, or calls for government intervention.



 
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yes what's the matter with these couches?


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its not the first time there were ridiculous laws made in the US


here are a few others

it's illegal to hunt whales in Oklahoma

in Michigan theres a law that "A womans hair legally belongs to her husband" and as a follow up law "must receive permisson to cut her hair"

one of the southern states where it is illegal for a child under the age of 5 to have more than 2 beers in a 24hour period

In Memphis ( I think I remember that right), A woman cannot drive a car without a man walking in front of the car waveing a red flag.

In California, You cannot shoot a whale from the PCH (Pacific Coast Highway) from your car.

I have also heard the S.C. Law. It is supposedly where the "rule of thumb" came from. The stick cannot be larger than the diameter of your thumb.

In Washington DC, they can't put a guy with an IQ of less than 50 in charge. But they've broken that one a few times.


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I don't have a couch on my porch, so i'm down.


 
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Jun 26, 2008 12:25pm
 

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in my town, couches on porches have been banned for years.

Yes, I'm not sure why this is suprising news... many town ban things like clotheslines as well.
 
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LOLLLLL DECLINE OF AMERICA
 
Jun 27, 2008 12:05am
 

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LOLLLLL DECLINE OF AMERICA

I'm glad you appreciate my humor! One person got it..yay!
 
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you're not allowed to walk with your eyes closed in california.
 
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