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Jun 20, 2008 8:27pm
FUCK the guards at the corrections facility

InaudibleLove


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So today when i went for my random piss test, i was waiting in the holding cell for the results, and the guard came in and said "Whens the last time you smoked pot" and i politely responded "Not in a very long time officer" He then closed the door to the cell and walked away.

He later came back in and said "come here" in somewhat of an angry tone. I then followed him to my sample. He then says to me "you see how you have all these lines next to each drug" I responded "Yes sir." then he says to me "look here next to the THC/Opiates, the line is faintly showing telling me that you have been fucking around" So i told him "No officer, i have not been i could not tell you why it's not showing up darker."

Then the lead guard comes to me and tells me "I'll be calling you up soon for another test and if that line does not show up darker you will be incarcerated"
I could only help but to ask "Is there anything at all that would affect the test making it a false positive" To which he replied "No only marijuana would cause this to happen"

So then i get home and do a little research and guess what i found.

THC - Substances or Conditions which can cause false positives
Dronabinol (Marinol)
Ibuprofen; (Advil, Nuprin, Motrin, Excedrin IB etc)
Ketoprofen (Orudis KT)
Kidney infection (Kidney disease, diabetes) Liver Disease
Naproxen (Aleve)
Promethazine (Phenergan, Promethegan)
Riboflavin (B2, Hempseed Oil)

riboflavin is found in all energy drinks in which i had consumed one of each day, including today.

so here is what i have to say FUUUUUCKKKK YOUUUUUU


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Jun 20, 2008 8:30pm
 

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hes jsut doin his job man
working in a job where you work with criminals all day i doubt you give people who come in for that the benefit of the doubt



 
Jun 20, 2008 8:32pm
 

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hes jsut doin his job man
working in a job where you work with criminals all day i doubt you give people who come in for that the benefit of the doubt


They do that for a living they should be informed enough to know that certain things could cause false positives and not be so ignorant as to tell me that the test is full proof


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yeah fuck that


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Jun 20, 2008 10:28pm
 

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dude, he probably has to be dealing with stupid teenagers all day or something.


just doin' his job.

my ex does that stuff lol.

oh & if they act all sweet & like a friend, they'd probably get people slacking off and mouthing off to them...so can't blame him really.

gotta be stern with all of them.

This isn't a juvi corrections facility they deal with grown men. Don't defend them, they should be better educated, they choose this and they knew what they were getting into... They need to fucking get on the ball


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Jun 20, 2008 10:52pm
 

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Did you miss the whole point of the story? I never said it was about them being fucking nice... it's about them being dumb ass's and not understanding that there is an off chance for false positives...


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Jun 20, 2008 11:12pm
 

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well of course they're gonna go mental on you if they see something came up dirty.
lol.

like i said, he's just doin' his job.

if you wouldn't have fucked up in the first place you wouldn't have to deal with that junk.

my positive behaviors teacher was a douche. but he had a good point when he told me that i didn't get stuck with him, he got stuck with me for being a stupid ass. lol. it's trueee.


you are even more dumb then i had thought... i'm done conversing with you.


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Jun 20, 2008 11:53pm
 

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or maybe you're too thick headed to admit that what i said has some truth in it.


No you just dont understand the point im trying to convey is all... go hook up with some random dude thats about to check himself into a rehab


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Jun 21, 2008 12:01am
 

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I mean, it sucks because you know that you didn't do anything, but the guy is just thinking logically.
 
Jun 21, 2008 12:04am
 

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No you just dont understand the point im trying to convey is all... go hook up with some random dude thats about to check himself into a rehab


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Jun 21, 2008 12:16am
 

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I mean, it sucks because you know that you didn't do anything, but the guy is just thinking logically.

yea i understand that, but i specifically asked him "is there anything that may have altered the sample" and i told him i just recently taken Excedrin and aleve and he told me no that would not do anything where as the research i did (which only took me 5 minutes to find) proves him wrong.... it's their damn job to know that stuff


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Jun 21, 2008 12:17am
 

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okay & then why don't you go drive drunk again and put others in danger again, yeah?

it'll be a fun filled night!


no thanks i learned my lesson, but you seem to wear your vag on your sleeve and fall in love with anyone that can put up with you for more then 30 minutes. Im sorry for you


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