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Apr 29, 2008 12:15am
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I need laughter :[
Rough night.


 
Apr 29, 2008 12:20am
 
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C'mon.


 
Apr 29, 2008 12:20am
 
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gimmie a second to think of how it goes but i got a good one lol
 
Apr 29, 2008 12:21am
 
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"shadow"
i don't know any :[


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Sharron is Karen.
 
Apr 29, 2008 12:21am
 

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"man created God"
i gotta a joke for you

WOMENS RIGHTS heeeyooooooo



 
Apr 29, 2008 12:22am
 

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"oh megs!"
probably won't get this one unless you know orchestra jokes...


but.

what do a violist and lightning have in common?






they only hit one spot once.




little explanation:
violist are known for playing out of tune..so they only hit the correct pitches once..and then they're off the rest of the time.








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Apr 29, 2008 12:23am
 

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"PG First 100"
Quote:

Original post by meg
probably won't get this one unless you know orchestra jokes...


but.

what do a violist and lightning have in common?






they only hit one spot once.




little explanation:
violist are known for playing out of tune..so they only hit the correct pitches once..and then they're off the rest of the time.




My name is Dan, you can call me Dan.
 
Apr 29, 2008 12:23am
 
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Quote:

Original post by meg
probably won't get this one unless you know orchestra jokes...


but.

what do a violist and lightning have in common?






they only hit one spot once.




little explanation:
violist are known for playing out of tune..so they only hit the correct pitches once..and then they're off the rest of the time.


I laughed thanks lol.


 
Apr 29, 2008 12:24am
 

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"oh megs!"
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are you a violist?








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Apr 29, 2008 12:24am
 

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I laughed at the womens rights joke


hah
 
Apr 29, 2008 12:24am
 

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"oh megs!"
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I laughed thanks lol.


haha.
you're welcome.


that's pretty much the only joke I can ever remember.








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Apr 29, 2008 12:25am
 
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Quote:

Original post by meg

are you a violist?


1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
 
Apr 29, 2008 12:26am
 
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Quote:

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haha.
you're welcome.


that's pretty much the only joke I can ever remember.


I don't think I know any.
I was reading the one on my popsicle yesterday and it was super lame.
They used to be good when we were kids.


 
Apr 29, 2008 12:27am
 

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yea they're good if you like spit and snot in your food


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Apr 29, 2008 12:27am
 

meg


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"oh megs!"
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Original post by human

I don't think I know any.
I was reading the one on my popsicle yesterday and it was super lame.
They used to be good when we were kids.


haha.
oh yeah.

I used to love those popsicle stick jokes.
but they have gotten lame!








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Apr 29, 2008 12:28am
 
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Quote:

Original post by Kellz9522

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.
2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.
3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.
4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
5. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels.
6. Order in another language. Be careful what neighborhood you're in.
7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.
8. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.
10. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"
12. When asked if they can take your order say, "Why, can I take yours?"
13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
14. Pretend your car has broken down. Ask for assistance moving it. When they come out, drive away.
15. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
16. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
17. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
18. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.
19. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
20. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.


Oh my you thought practical jokes lol.
I laughed anyways. Thanks.


 
Apr 29, 2008 12:28am
 
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Quote:

Original post by meg

haha.
oh yeah.

I used to love those popsicle stick jokes.
but they have gotten lame!


I think I'm gonna go get one so I can see how bad it sucks lol.


 
Apr 29, 2008 12:30am
 
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Quote:

Original post by human

Oh my you thought practical jokes lol.
I laughed anyways. Thanks.


i used to work at mcdonalds...people actually try this shit lol
 
Apr 29, 2008 12:31am
 

meg


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"oh megs!"
Quote:

Original post by human

I think I'm gonna go get one so I can see how bad it sucks lol.


haha.
you'll have to tell me what it is!

:]








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Apr 29, 2008 12:31am
 

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"PG First 100"
This guy gos to a doctor because him and his wife have not been having the best sex, and he explains so to the doctor. the doctor prescribes him to these pills and sais.

"take one for a good night, take two for a great night, or take 3 for a fantastic night"

When the man gets home he thinks to himself "Fuck this i want the best sex of my life"
and proceeds to take 10 pills and walks into the bed room where his wife was waiting.

The next morning the neighbors are walking down the road and they the fathers son timmy crying on the porch.

The neighbors ask, "Whats wrong timmy?"

Timmy sais "My butt hurts, my sister pregnant, my mothers dead, and my dads running around the basement saying "here kitty kitty kitty"


My name is Dan, you can call me Dan.
 
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